You sound like a pleasant chap, I’m glad your not unhappy and stressed like all of those real estate agents.

As far as meeting people on the street, be careful what you wish for. I know a 70 year old lady who teaches wing chun from her house on the side of Twin Peaks who would kick your ass. She isn’t a realtor tho. So I guess you don’t have to worry about it.

I’ve had to work with you scumbags on a daily basis for your insipid websites during the last 3 years loathing every bile-churning minute of it. I’ve never met more stressed out and ignorant people in my life!!! I’d say you guys could give air traffic controllers a run for their money but that would be an insult to air traffic controllers! Fortunately, I have a life outside all this where I can leave the Realtors behind and deal with real people again. I have this to say….

Fuck you, you miserable, stupid, screwed up, uptight, joyless, mongoloid, Real Estate twits!! Is it possible for you to actually read or listen to anything given you by clients or colleagues so you might learn something to help your business? Or have your television and media addicted, comatose minds simply squeezed out any potential for new information to be introduced?!?

You’re all so terrified of technology and refuse to use it to it’s fullest extent that any failure you experience will be justly deserved. You’re a candlemaker in the age of the electric light! While you enjoy the monetary benefit of your chosen profession, keep in mind how very brief it will be. Once your market totally collapses and you’re left contemplating how to best end your existence after completely alienating everyone who once had respect for you. How about instead of continually bothering the poor individuals who have to endure your inane bullshit on a daily basis, you do us all a favor and drown yourself in the foundation cement for one of the homes you sell.

You are a worthless waste of air and have no place in this world. Once all your clients wise up and realize they can handle every aspect of home buying and selling on their own, your existence will have been for nothing. Your only contribution will have been keeping the ditch diggers employed. Never forget the “little people” who make it possible for you to get 6% commission on a 2,000,000$ home. That although we may assist you. We may answer your questions. We may even pretend to care. We all hate you! We wish you nothing more than unhappiness, despair, and eventual suicide, due to your failure to behave as a decent human being!!!
Pray we never meet on the street. I’ve got a storehouse of hate to unload on you! I’m declaring open season on Realtors.